Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Congressional Page Program Adopts New Uniforms


Today I read in the New York Times that some Republicans were recommending elimination of the Congressional Page Program as a way to prevent future problems of sexual predation of the young pages by congressional perverts. Apparently the pages themselves are the problem--they're just too damn hot with their little butts going up and down the congressional stairs day in and day out (and in and out). Members of Congress just can't control themselves.

I suggest they adopt the burka for pages. Hey! That works in Afghanistan, right?

5 comments:

Winston said...

This entire drama gives new meaning to Bob Seger's line in the song: "Turn the page."

pineapple said...

Talk about no child left behind...

Winston said...

Isn't that guy a Republican? I bet he prefers right behinds.

Only Grrrl said...

I do love the pun!

Enrique said...

"I will get to the bottom of this..."

-Denny Hastert