Today I read in the New York Times that some Republicans were recommending elimination of the Congressional Page Program as a way to prevent future problems of sexual predation of the young pages by congressional perverts. Apparently the pages themselves are the problem--they're just too damn hot with their little butts going up and down the congressional stairs day in and day out (and in and out). Members of Congress just can't control themselves.
I suggest they adopt the burka for pages. Hey! That works in Afghanistan, right?