Today I read in the New York Times that some Republicans were recommending elimination of the Congressional Page Program as a way to prevent future problems of sexual predation of the young pages by congressional perverts. Apparently the pages themselves are the problem--they're just too damn hot with their little butts going up and down the congressional stairs day in and day out (and in and out). Members of Congress just can't control themselves.
I suggest they adopt the burka for pages. Hey! That works in Afghanistan, right?
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This entire drama gives new meaning to Bob Seger's line in the song: "Turn the page."
Talk about no child left behind...
Isn't that guy a Republican? I bet he prefers right behinds.
I do love the pun!
"I will get to the bottom of this..."
-Denny Hastert
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