I've always supported the obviously penumbral right to teabag in one's own home or dimly lit alley.
Constitutionally Protected Tea Bagging
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But people in Illinois have simply gone too far. Illinois Lt. Gov. Pat Quinn urged people to mail teabags to two electric utilities to protest rate increases. After post office officials demurred claiming the practice would clog up the works, Lt Gov. Quinn suggested ratepayers just send in a picture of a teabag. I'm not sure how that edict will be interpreted. Noun or verb? But if my monthly copy of the National Review is a day late or despoiled in any way there'll be hell to pay!